1 AM Saturday Morning 12 October 2012 Nunhead Heights. ‘When you come from Noo Yawk, you tawk like diss.’ I paid $3600 to the late speech guru Sam Chwat in 1984 to get rid of my New York accent. If you know me you’re thinking he did a piss poor job but you should have […]
9 AM Sunday 16 September 2012 Nunhead Heights Is your child struggling to learn how to read? My son was. I came up with a method that works and I am sharing it with you. I call it READING PATTERNS. Most basic reading books don’t have enough of the same words for children to easily see the […]
2pm Saturday 28 July 2012 Coaching thru England The humiliation of the Royals continued last night at the 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony. For what end? For a funny YouTube video. See how James Bond marches into Buckingham Palace like he owns it. Look at how he walks, full stop! He’s Liam Gallagher from Oasis. He […]
1 AM Friday 15 June 2012 Nunhead Heights [I wrote this on Tuesday but I have sat on it cause it doesn’t have a shred of humor and those affected won’t need [or desire] to read it and the rest of you won’t care.] Today [Tuesday] was my friend Dieter’s funeral at St. John’s at […]
8 AM Saturday 9 June 2012 Nunhead Heights. I have been called my “own worst enemy.” I don’t mind being my own worst enemy because that way I know my enemies aren’t as bad as I am. [googlemaps https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=se22&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=7.543144,13.666992&t=h&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=London+SE22,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.450744,-0.062485&spn=0.004012,0.006437&z=16&output=embed&w=300&h=300] Yesterday, I posted about the chopping down of the wood in Camberwell Old Cemetery in East […]
12 Noon Bank Holiday Monday 4 June 2012 Heading Back to London I decided to stay over in Newcastle which worked out because my return ticket was for the wrong date, anyway. I had purchased the wrong ticket again. It’s impossible for me not to mess up on an early morning ticket. Yesterday, Phil or […]
6 PM Monday 28 May 2012 Nunhead Heights If my patent attorney father were still alive I’d ask him to do a patent or design application search. He once searched my idea for using Velcro fasteners for sneakers. That was before the internet and Lexis/Nexis legal search or whatever they have now. And to show how […]
3 PM Thursday 24 May 2012 Nunhead Heights. The other night I had a dinner date with a very pretty, very young woman from Cornwall. Okay, it wasn’t a date. She was very much with my friend James and the three of us were just hanging out after my show “Lewis Schaffer is Free until […]
1:30AM Sunday Morning 20 May 2012 Nunhead Heights You hold open a door for someone and you expect to hear a “thank you”. And if you don’t hear a “thank you” you mumble the words to yourself. You say “Thank you” or “You’re welcome” to complete the transaction. There’s a script in your mind of […]
11:59pm Thursday 10 May 2012 On the Eastern Branch of the Northern Line – Bank Sherlock Holmes could tell that the old man had lost the love of his wife because his felt hat was caked in candle wax. I guess it was woman’s work back then to remove wax from a man’s hat. Ah, […]